August 29, 2010

Joey – So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross – You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that, except instead of a chair, it’s a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it’s the end of TIME, and garbage is all that has survived!

Joey – All right, so… next time, you take her to your place.
Ross – I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.
Joey – What kind of smell?
Ross – I don’t know. Soap?

  • May August 29, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    And I just want one million dollars!

  • Tito Ferradans August 29, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    I think he steals from me…