Friends.

Joey - So, you just left? Her place was really that bad?
Ross - You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Well, like that, except instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, its a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of TIME, and garbage is all that has survived!

Joey - All right, so... next time, you take her to your place.
Ross - I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.
Joey - What kind of smell?
Ross - I don't know. Soap?