The Boondock Saints – Transcript I

December 23, 2009

(A) – Bastard. This has got to be his big break.
(B) – Yeah.
(A) – We’ve got to fuck with him, right?
(B) – Okay.
(A) – Open the door. I’m gonna grab him by the fuckin’ hair.
(B) – Sit down!
(A) – Get down! Shut up!
(C) – Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! We’re on the same side. Please, don’t shoot.
(B) – Get on the ground!
(C) – Don’t shoot, don’t shoot. We’re on the same side. Boss must’ve sent me in as backup. I’m Rocco! I’m the funny man. That ain’t my name.
(B) – Where’s your gun? Where’s your gun?
(C) – I’m the fuckin’ funny man! It’s right here. Right here. That ain’t my real name.
(B) – What the fuck? Jeez! It’s a fuckin’ six-shooter!
(A)- There’s nine bodies, genius! What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, funny man?
(C) – Pappa Joe said there was only two! In and out! Boy, you guys sure did a good job. Ah, shit. You guys are good, huh? Cool masks. Where’d you get ’em?
(B) – We gotta do him right here!
(A) – Right now!
(C) – Don’t, please! I’m the funny man!
(A) – Right.
(C) – Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me, please!
(A) – Right!
(C) – I’m the funnyman!
(A) – What a fuckin’ idiot!
(C) – Fuckin’… What the fuckin’ fuck… Who the fuck… Fuck this fuckin’… How did you two fuckin’ fucks… FUCK!
(B) – Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Filme de ontem à tarde. Incrivelmente distorcido em termos de ética e moral, mas muito divertido e com diálogos impagáveis. Recortei três pra futuras tipografias.

  • Samy December 25, 2009 at 4:05 pm


  • Tito Ferradans December 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    That’s a fucking GREAT comment! FUUUCK!

  • Tito Ferradans December 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Kinetic Type: Dane Cook from arifken on Vimeo.